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well last night at midnight(3 in the morning your time) I started drinking, i sipped on a litre of beer for 20 minutes then i pounded back a pint of spiced rum, then preceded to funnel 7 beer.
FUCKING FUCK I WAS FUCKING SHIT FACED FUCKING HAMMMERED!
P.S moving back to pei after stampede week(first week of july) then getting a place possibly with spaz hes talking about going back around that same time and were both trying to get into the le cordon blue culinary college for september!
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[11 Mar 2007|03:36pm] |
I got fired from my job today as i predicted, chronic lates and not showing up at all is what did it, they told me they were sad to see me go because im one of the only 4 good cooks there but hey im sure they will survive. I'm happy im fired though its fucking plus 19 on this sunday and now i can enjoy it and play some hackey sack with my neighbourhood friends today instead of doing a job that makes me incredibly angry for about half the time im there. Well anyhoo time to go enjoy the sun for all it worth before sundown. peace pei!!
Kmack!
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[14 Dec 2006|07:09pm] |
so.... I've made friends with the bartenders at my work, guess what that means!! free triple rum and cokes all the time everytime! Yeah I have been getting drunk every shift its sweet! So the other night after about 6 rum and cokes derek(bro) Matt & Trevor(bartenders) we all decide to go to a bar, but instead of a bar we went to a night club instead, the back alley, it was kinda fun for it being the sluttiest/tuffest night club in calgary got to see a sweet fight, less a fight and more like 2 massive dudes beat the shit out of one extremly drunk guy that wont get out of his seat, little unfair but funny. This drunk chick after last call makes a pass at me but she had like a fake tan and like skimpy clothing on, picture slutty preppy chick whos not that hot at a night club, yeah i think i'll pass. So we peel from there all of us really drunk going back to my place to get high hope in treavors 07 328i BMW and cruise! we speed and speed and speed drunk.(pssst dont drink and drive!) so we make to the cheesecake where i work to pick up matt van matt gets out of the front gets in his van i get out of the back seeat to hop in the front seat, derek comes running up and kicks me out of the front seat and tells me to drive in the van, im like whatever! so matt and i drive up the street to my house safe and sound as we watch derek and trevor speed like motha fuckas up my street. so we get inside and we get a phone call...."OH FUCK MAN, WE CRASHED FIND ROPE AND COME TO WISE WOOD!" We drive to the school up the street wise wood and there they are not harmed at all it was crazy! fucking they were going 160 - 180 in a school zone hit a bump on the road threw them off the road through 2 bushes snaped a 14 foot high thick pine tree in 2 and sent it into the middle of the road then through a bike rack. The BMW is really fucked sooo much damage, its a sweet story and I kinda felt some out of this world influence when i found out they crashed I was half in the car more then ready to do some speeding but derek got in, and like im quite a bit taller then him skinnier more fragile ect... derek is a thick strong mothat fucking im frail, if i had of been in that car oh fuck the air bag would have crushed so many bones, plus my neck would have easily flung itself over the top of the seat and would have broken or caused horrid whip lash, derek with his stumpy strong neck was fine he had a little ringing in his ear. then we recovered some weed that flew out the window went back my place and got baked as fuck, after the cops came and the toe truck ect. funny shit trevor had to take a breathiliser test he had drank 2 glasses of wate3r prior but he did something really smart, he had a piece of gum in his mouth he put the gum over the hole made a hole in the gum and blew through the hole, and just barley blew under, genious really....
fuck too much writing lat3er,
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[24 Nov 2006|02:34pm] |
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things are going good this week, I had a shitty night at work last night but got home early to find spaz, trent and kyle large over at my place we watched the sandlot then chilled for bit it was a good night, its funny the night spaz, trent and moynaugh got here i havnt seen any of the calgary kids except for justin since that night. kinda funny and kinda sweet! calgary has become a little more pei in the past week and a half.
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hottest woman like ever!
P.S I just ordered the terror squad "wild stream of eternal sin album" i cant wait until it arrives.
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[07 Nov 2006|04:20pm] |
I'm ready to fucking lose it boys!
every fucking god damn motha fucking morning i get waken up by my fucking fat ass ugly skanky bitch mom screaming and me threating to kick me out of the fucking house because the basement is untidy. For fuck sakes women there are 3 young adults living in your fucking basement do you fucking expect the basement to be fucking flawless 24/7 are you fucking serious. it doesnt matter i fucking clean 3 hours later the basement is a messs because its FUCKING SMAALL 3 peiople live in it for fuck sakes. all i want to do right now is grab that fucking cunt but her hair and knee her in the face until she has to get reconstructive surgery ti'll the age of 65.
did i mention apparently im kicked out right now we all are, no more calgary for me, its too bad i cant afford a fucking plane ticket eh! fuck her is all i can say. the fucking bitch begs me for fucking months on end to move to fucking calgary because there is nothing in pei for me now im out after her FUCKING BEGGING ME to move out and now she wants to kick me out because shes to stressed out, well fuck you and learn how to handle fucking stress bitch, i dont want to fiucking leave i got a sweet job now i work with sweet people i get a lot of hours and i get baked every night at work mind you, plus last night i drank like 13 beer at work smoked a joint to myself and my fucking manager gave me some fucking ritalin it was boss, i dont want to leave here but i cant fucking handle that bitch fuck is pretty much the only word i can say right now.
FUCK
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[28 Oct 2006|04:04pm] |
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If you dont learn to speak up, man up and be more of a prick the little teenagers wont stop comming.
I have a slight problem with my personality and how it somewhat ruins my day for at least 3 hours.
You see, recently in life i have become rather shy interpersonal and generally dont have much to say, and well due to that reason there are packs of teenagers commming to my house all the time. It started with my brother derek he knew them all hes turning 20 and finds more joy in getting high and torturing 16 year old kids, its funny to watch from time to time but all in all it gets rather boring. but yes anyway my mother and father both despise having these kids over at the house and since i dont say anythig and derek invites them over all the time when hes home hes the one who has to deal with it from arlene kinda thing. My parents have gone to cuba to a week there due home sometime in the middle of the night tonight. while they were going derek was also staying at his girlfriend miranda's place for 4 days during those 4 days i quit my job to be a lazy piece of shit and sleep in and the teenagers knew that arlene and george were gone for the week so i would be awakened every after nooon around 3pm but people showing up at my door to smoke pot. Now i like getting high and i have no money so people getting me high is sweet, and quite frankly i auctually do like a few of them fuck they can come over anytime of course those i do like are more close to 18 in grade 12, but for some reason they seem to tihnk its cool to hangout with grade 10 kids that fucking 14 and 15 and domt seem to posses the observation skillz to notice that i dont want prepubecent kids with probably angry moms comming to my place to get fucking baked and thats where my personalilty defect comes into place, i just dont fucking say anything, i think it will be all good though arlene comes home soon she dont want any of them so im just going to tell her who i like and who can come over and the rest.... c ya later!
Fuck man this one guy robbie hes allowed over but last night he came over with like fucking 4 ugly grade 10 bitches to fucking drink at my house completly random it fucking sucked and i sleep on a pullout couch that always stays open so i got like these ugly bitches all drinking in my bed with their jackets on getting all the great outdoors all of my sheets that are on my bed that i masturbate in.... take that!
anyway i have to go clean up my puke thats all over the garage floor, mmmm to colt 45 and mr noodles! and get a job with paul.
have a good day pei.
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[07 Oct 2006|08:21pm] |
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Your results: You are Sun Kwon
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| John Locke |
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| Mr. Eko |
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| Hugo "Hurley" Reyes |
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You are good looking, mild tempered, and only speak out when it is totally necessary. You like plants and enjoy taking care of them.
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Click here to take the "Which Lost character are you?" quiz...
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[03 Oct 2006|07:50pm] |
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sex drugs & rocknroll!
Sex 1. When did you lose your virginity? 16 2. Ever have sex with a stranger? I wish 3. Favorite position? bukake 4. Ever watch or look at porn? Yes 5. How many people have you sexed? 1 6. Do obscene pictures of you exist anywhere on the internet? Someday 7. Sex toys used? No 8. Strangest place you've had sex? my bed
Drugs 1.Drug of choice? Marijuanna, Alcohol & nicotine/tar 2. First drug ever done? Marijuanna 3. Most desperate thing you've done for drugs or drug-money? Spotted 4. How much drug paraphanalia (pipes, chalky straws, syringes, etc.) do you currently have in your possession? Nothing no wait papers 5. Ever get rolled? How bad? Never 6. Smoke cigarettes? Yes 7. How many shots do you top out at? I only drink beers then I get into the shots after my 8th usually. I usually dont "Top out" until i get nice and fried. 8. Favorite bar/crackhouse/hookah bar/dorm room to get fucked up at? Old Framptons, the mutha fucking ranchemens and that lesbian bar i went to with my parents
Rock n Roll 1. How many concerts/shows have you seen? A lot 2. Met any cool musicians? Yeah dawg, even got faced raped by one of em. 3. What's the farthest you've driven to see a band? nova scotia 4. Most expensive show you've seen? 24$ 5. Ever get close and personal with a rockstar? no just raped thats all. 6. What's your style: moshing, dancing, crowd-surfing or giving head backstage? sucking rokers cocks and moshing croud surfing ect.. but most of all sucking a lot rock hard std filled rock star cock. 7. Ever been in a band? Dungeon Splatter & did a show with TSROI 8. Ever get seriously injured/arrested/pulled on stage at a show? raped, bashed beaten its all so sweet.
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[02 Oct 2006|05:37pm] |
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So I'm having a world of troubles dealing with my so called land lords.... really makes me want to buy a ticket of sorts a ticket for a plane with the destination to an island??
anyone looking for a roomate of sorts?
drop a line.
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[01 Oct 2006|05:45pm] |
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no more drinking until these god damn holes in my mouth are healed its really effecting my progress.
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[30 Sep 2006|03:11am] |
im so drunk fucking like 10 beers and four shots if whatever plus 2 more beers at the bar, IM FUCKING WASTED god damn you mom.
i love you.
love me.,;
frucking drunks
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[28 Sep 2006|05:35pm] |
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I gots to work up some courage to ask out a pretty lady.
help a brotha out with some positive reinforcement.
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[26 Sep 2006|12:04pm] |
i got like 14 needles today as they removed my bottom wisdom teeth, apparently i had a hooked root in each tooth so it was a super pain in the ass for them to pull it kinda funnny though they were getting fairly frustrated and i appoligised for being created this way and it was a good laugh.
mommy went to go get me some perks bout 5 minutes ago and i have to go change the gause now.
have a grand day pei
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[25 Sep 2006|06:19pm] |
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luke and i are now line cooks at the tony roma's there famous for ribs.
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[24 Sep 2006|05:54am] |
hello everyone, i had a pretty decent night, how about you?
alright so lets gets fresh, tonight i woke up at 6:30 in the evenning i went to my friend justin's house for his girlfriend lindseys birthday party, we ate some bbq then a limo arrived we stocked the limo with alcohol from the local beer store down the street then went cruzin around the city drank 2 beer in the limo then justin, his cousin and i chugged our 3rd beer alll at the same time, then justin's cousin, i wish i could remember his name but anyway he fucking puked after chugging a beer he puked in the fucking limo it was fucking so classy it was unreal.
so anywhoo there was this girl i kinda wanted to mack on i think her name was gabrielle she was cool and we talked about smoking shisha and that was sweet but when we got the the bar[(the ranchmens)(cowboy bar)] some douchebag nu metal boy put the moves on her and so she was diggin it so i just danced with a couple girls talked to some cougar who told me that if a girl says "no" dont even bother and move on the next one... it was a little sick because she was like 45 and tellin me to sleep around as much as possible and apart form that drank some beer and played some pool. I felt a little discouraged that new metal boy picked up that girl but then i got really baked with some chicks and that changed my perception of her, so i came to the conclusion that marijuanna makes me really picky with women(so if im baked and i think your hot, then you know your fucking hot) but yah anyways i played some pool then walked home to find luke wasted as balls in the basement by himself, so we played some basketball then he sobered up and my buddy jusin called me because he was done at the bars and was back at his place so luke and i went over, everyone at the bar was there and nu metal boy got ditched by that girl and was all sad and talking about emotions so luke and i laughed at him etc then played some pool hahaha. itd nearly 6 in the morning now and i have to wake up early and go get a fucking job, booourns to that.(p.s i quit my job at home depot it was too slack, I would much rather work somewhere where i had WORK TO DO not be told by my "sub boss" too look like im working fuck that shit was lame.
soooo thats an update and a half and on that note good morning pei its fucking 9 in the morning there.
please commenT, thank you and good night.
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[18 Sep 2006|12:24am] |
HELLO everyone, day 5 here and im drunk again just like the past 5 days woo!
Got to stop drinking starting tommorrow i start work at home depot stocking shelves for 13.20$ an hour its good but i dont plan on staying there for longer then 3 paychecks then im moving up in the world to a line cook job of sorts it would probably pay less but i dont care i want to fucking cook for people.
got homer from a couple bars beat some assholes at pool, they were hogging a table all night and i said to them if i win its my table and BAM beat those fucks it was funny sinking 5 balls in a row and them being all like fuck there goes our table. it was a decent time.
I home now listenning to some abramelin some intese death/gore word!
Derrick will be home soon should be a good time anyway time to peace.
later
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So I'm back in calgary and back on livejournal time to update my grammar?
Arived around 11:30 its 2:00 am now I'm half drunk and got to taste legal age for the first time, bought me some ciggarettes and a 40oz of beer, axe head to be exact, its 11% malt liqour and its pretty gross tasting but oh well.
Luke Garnhum has moved to calgary with me this time, him, myself and my brother Derek are all living in my parents basement for 250 a month its not too much and september is free so no complaints. I'm really hoping to score a job at the keg steakhouse and grill I have little to no doubt about getting a line cook job there due to the fact that the service industry out here is in really high demand and cooking steaks could easily become(is) a passion of mine. As for Luke I beleive he is aiming for a warehouse job of somesort.
Time for a funny thought, since I moved back to Prince edward(green isle hardcore)I lost contact with a lot of people that are quite dear to me and now that im back im almost 100% positive that I will regan contact with some of those that I have lost contact with.
So on that final note I hope that im still on people's LIVEJOURNAL and I get at least a couple responses, CUZ if not I would probably feel bad or something but who cares well all got liqour, ciggarettes and whores to drown out our sorrows;)
So ROCK ON THE ARTIST FORMERLY KNOWN AS PRINCE
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[31 Jan 2006|06:43pm] |
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I got new pants and shoes today, im comming back to pei a new man!!
except not really.
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[27 Jan 2006|11:37pm] |
fuck, I was such a creep tonight.
I got wasted with my brother and my friend justin, we drank colt 45s and as soon as we were done we were walking down this street when these girls call out to us that they have chocoalet. We head over and they dont have chocolate and they are all like 13 and there was some dude there who was scared shit less of us. The little teenie boppers we're fucking wasted so we decided to fuck with there heads. I was the fucking nice guy of us, justin was saying the grossest shit ever, shit like "I'f i had a didlo i'd fucking rip you open" FUCK what a creep, when he said that i alsmost fucking died. they try and keep us around their house we play hack drunk for a bit and fucking stole a bannana board and a starwars light sabre so we just fucked around with their stupid heads for a bit longer, derek said he was 24, just wouldnt stop talking about rape and i was just laughing talk about how fucking cool i am, and scaring the shit out of that other dude, fuck it was funny man. P.S then we just randomly left taking that crap form those kids.
After that i just wandered around justin telling everyoine we saw to come play hack and we hassled these 2 fucking 13 years old into playing hack with us and they were going on about how they were messed on coke, 2 most pathetic kids i have ever encountered haha.
We had other crazy encounters but im too wasted to to re tell them
night guys.
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